Luke's snacks

Luke asked me this morning to put cereal in a baggie for his snack, even though he'd already been eating some straight from the box... this is how the conversation ensued:

Me: Didn't you already have some cereal for a snack?
Luke: Yes.
Me: You think you need more cereal in a baggie for another snack?
Luke: Yes.
Me: Why do you think you need two snacks?
Luke: Because I'm getting sooooo hungry and I want to be a dad before Jesus comes down!

Apparently eating cereal helps you to become a dad quicker than might otherwise have happened...?